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Books I pretend to read and that make me laugh #bookadayuk

Ok so blog was lost to me yesterday due to work commitments but I’ve managed to steal 5 minutes today to write about yesterday’s bookaday and todays.

Yesterday was a book ‘I pretend to have read’. Now regular readers of this blog will know I always finish a book once I start it so there isn’t an obvious candidate as if I waived about War and Peace on the bus but accidently started to read the first page then I would simply have to read until the end, which I did.

I’m not a snobby reader, well I tend not to like classic chick lit genre but I certainly love a good Jilly Collins, jumped on board with the Hunger Games and read all of the Shades of Gray series (really not worth it). So, whilst I would like some day to have read Ulysses, Paradise Lost, The Complete Works of Shakespeare and Les Mis. backwards twice. I have no desire to pretend that yes I have read them and weren’t they very good!

So what can my nomination be? Like a light bulb switching on inspiration hit. I have not one but two books I like to think I have read but haven’t actually. They are (drum roll please) Watership Down and The Hobbit. Shock horror! I can’t possibly have not finished a book and then pretended to can I? Well no because, you see, when I was younger I went on a couple of European holidays with my auntie and uncle and my cousin. They had in their car a tape player, and in that tape player they inserted audiobooks of which they only had two which were (yep you guessed it) Watership Down and The Hobbit. Now Tolkein is not very sparse with his word content but even with his helping hand the number of times the two tapes were repeated on our 24 hour journeys to Switzerland and the South of France were numerous. Not only did my cousin and I became word perfect the latter tape had such an effect on my impressionable younger cousin that he has never fully recovered and now wears his hair long, owns a bow and arrow and would like to be an elf!

So if someone happens to mention Watership Down I freely comment how heartbroken I was and tell everyone who will listen that I haven’t a clue how Peter Jackson has made the Hobbit into three films when really it’s not that long but I hold my hands up and admit, I've never read them and in view of the fact I can still quote from Watership Down (“whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you”) I’m honestly not sure if I ever will.


Today’s book a day is a book that ‘makes me laugh’. Obvious choice for this one, the recently read The Rosie Project. It’s not too often a book makes me laugh but this one did. What made it stand out was the fact that it had so much more to give than just a few chuckles. Rather than repeat myself here I refer you to my previous blog on the very book (see post from February 2014)

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